ENGLISH JOKES

 

Doctor : " I can do nothing for your complaint . It is hereditary

 

Patient : " Then send the bill to my father

complaint   کسالت                     hereditary      موروثی     

                  خنده                         خنده                                خنده                                خنده

Teacher :" What do you call the last teeth we get

 

Pupil : " False teeth

False teeth   دندان مصنوعی

                     خنده                           خنده                                  خنده                            خنده 

Teacher : " Johnny , how old is a person who was born in 1902 

 

Johnny : " Man or Woman

                      خنده                             خنده                                  خنده                          خنده

Cild : " Do you love me

Mum : "Of course

 

Child  : "Then why not divorse daddy and marry the man at the

 candy store

                       خنده                               خنده                              خنده                         خنده  

 

 

 

 



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